Back from Banland
Registered: Apr 2003
Originally posted by nfin1te
Haha, muss so geil sein in einem Meeting
Ich hab ncoh was zu dem thema: http://www.server7485.com/awi/f067-...omat101text.htmedit:
(von diesem generator wurde sogar was bei einer Konferenz zugelassen, und das obwohl nicht einmal die einheiten bei den Grafiken stimmen, z.B. steht Clock Speed (dB))http://www.pakin.org/complaint?titl...t&pgraphs=3
Lord John Q. Public V will almost certainly blow a gasket when he reads this letter but I indeed must make the case that I am not particularly fond of Lord Public. Let's get down to brass tacks: Lord Public has vowed that as soon as our backs are turned he'll heat the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives. This is hardly news; Lord Public has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that he claims that he can walk on water. Predictably, he cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. We must make this world a kinder, gentler place if we are ever to scrap the entire constellation of grotesque ideas that brought us to our present point. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must surely pursue because if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less bloodthirsty than Lord Public.
I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: Even if one is opposed to insidious recidivism (and I am), then surely, one could truthfully say that Lord Public profits from human suffering. But saying that would miss the real point, which is that he says that he defends the real needs of the working class. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely two-faced and polyloquent lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Lord Public's comrades. Lord Public is planning to lead to the destruction of the human race. This does not bode well for the future, because he claims to be supportive of my plan to mention a bit about vapid vagrants such as Lord Public. Don't trust him, though; Lord Public's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll denigrate and discard all of Western culture. Not only that, but someone has been giving Lord Public's brain a very thorough washing, and now Lord Public is trying to do the same to us. Some critics have called Lord Public namby-pamby. A handful insist he's inane. His goombahs, on the other hand, consider him to be one of the great minds of this century.
Lord Public is totally mistaken if he believes that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. We must improve the lot of humankind. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own coprophagous comments. It is high time for someone to force Lord John Q. Public V into early retirement. Will that someone be you?
My complaint about Luke Skywalker
Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in Luke Skywalker's taradiddles, I must qualify Skywalker's character, his sources, and even his personal frame of mind towards me. For the sake of review, Skywalker's nostrums are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, if you've never seen Skywalker spit on sacred icons, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. Let me back up a little: He insists that we can stop deconstructionism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for litigious, stultiloquent nymphomaniacs. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands he perpetrates.
Skywalker shouldn't label everyone he doesn't like as a racist, sexist, fascist, communist, or some equally terrible "-ist". That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions hijack the word "roentgenographically" and use it to lead me down a path of pain and suffering. His emissaries are easily manipulated. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that Skywalker possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, he can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it.
Skywalker is not only demented, but he also lacks the self-control necessary to conform his behavior to reasonable norms. For your information, his toadies say, "The best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that Skywalker wants to jump on everything that is written, said, or even implied and label it as either jackbooted or deluded. Why he wants that, I don't know, but that's what he wants. Relative to just a few years ago, inhumane, mendacious polyloquent-types are nearly ten times as likely to believe that he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Skywalker to perpetuate the nonsense known technically as the analytic/synthetic dichotomy. Although it would be better for Luke Skywalker to do nothing than to manipulate everything and everybody, we are here to gain our voice in this world, and whether or not he approves, we will continue to be heard.
Manchmal komen sogar sachen heraus, die teilweise ganz gut passen:
My complaint about Lord Darth Vader
I've been debating with myself over the last few weeks whether or not I should write this letter. Obviously, I outvoted myself and wrote it. I concluded I absolutely had to tell you that Lord Darth Vader is a mythmaker, an illusion builder, or to put it less politely, a trickster. As this letter will make clear, Lord Vader's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Violence and prejudice are funny" and, "Lord Vader answers to no one". What they don't tell you, though, is that you, of course, now need some hard evidence that when Lord Vader repeated over and over the rumor that things have never been better, his goons, never too difficult to fool, swallowed it. Well, how about this for evidence: Just the other day, some of Lord Vader's illogical yes-men forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Lord Vader's blueprint for a world in which superstitious lummoxes are free to force us to tailor our pronouncements just to suit his insensitive whims. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket, I reflected upon the way that Lord Vader occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to help beer-guzzling, anti-democratic fugitives evade capture by the authorities. Aside from the fact that Lord Vader's commentaries are part of a larger attack on the very notion of meritocracy and quality, it strikes me as amusing that Lord Vader complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! He does nothing but complain.
How I pity Lord Vader if I were to be his judge. I would start by notifying the jury that Lord Vader deeply believes that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: I want to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that Lord Vader's rantings have become. That may seem simple enough, but Lord Vader ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:
Fact: Lord Vader's insolent beliefs are largely due to his drawing mistaken conclusions from what he wrongly takes to be evidence.
Fact: Lord Vader is always demanding money, sympathy, and the punishment of his critics.
Fact: Lord Vader is perfectly willing to show his embarrassingly poor reasoning and warped ethics in print.
In addition, the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to make this world a better place in which to live. Imperialism is the answer, but only if the question was, "What's the moral equivalent of letting Lord Vader place our children at imminent risk of serious harm?" Every time he tells his companions that he is omnipotent, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. To tell you the truth, his hatchet men all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way Lord Vader keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. To be fair, we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that he will develop mind-control technology. And to overcome these fears, we must break the spell of great expectations that now binds inconsiderate vendors of autism to Lord Vader.
To bring the matter closer to home, let me remind you that Lord Vader's idiotic claim that he is beyond reproach is just that, an idiotic claim. Lord Vader's personal attacks are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. And they promote the mistaken idea that black is white and night is day. Still, the issue of what to do about Lord Darth Vader's improvident wheelings and dealings is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.
Last edited by MrBurns on 05.04.2006 at 21:30