Howtosido

Zitat von X3ll

nur so btw: Habt ihr gewusst das Sido eine Krankheit hat die dazu führt das er sich in Stress Situationen in die Hose pinckelt? Gibt davon auch ein paar Bilder.

Zitat von Jedi

nette Anleitung - ev. etwas zu hochgestochen für die Zielgruppe ...

Zitat

Originally posted at http://fishanddope.doesntexist.com/
So while sitting on a bench at the bus stop, some hihop idiotboy (lower IQ then a 10 mile strip of highway - you know those guys - with heavy gold necklaces, extremly wide clothing, etc) wanted to pick a quarrel with us. Well that’s something that bugs me til today - That idiot kid, almost a head and a half shorter than me, wanted to **** with us (us like in 2 or more people…)? Any suicidal tendencies?

Obviously he had it for us because he puked out following meaningful sentence:

- translated from senseless idiot boy slang, etc -

Idiot: “You’re into punk?”
A: “Uh huh?”
Idiot: “Yeah.. Metallica and stuff.”
A,B,C: *laughter*

Well… so much for the free development of one’s personality.

So after it dawned upon him that we could mentally outmaneuver him, he asked if I had “any problems”. Yeah guess what, if i had had my will he would be one with the holy ghost, allah or what the **** he believes in, right now.

I decided to stand up.

So I’m looking down at some short, fat, ugly kid that thinks it owns the whole damn place. Hardly an opponent for me - and I am about average. So after a step back and a second of mutual measuring (where he sooo ****ing clearly evaluated the odds a)for his instant death, b) that i am bluffing, c)for getting the **** away from here). Don’t know… probably because I don’t took it seriously enough… he guessed that b) is the most probable scenario.

I decided to sit down again.

At that point the conversation nose-dived right into the bottomless pit. And somehow he got it into (about 2-4 minutes later, ya know latency time of his brain logic) his small non-existent cerebrum that i would be better for him to leave.

(Dont forget that this is only my active part of the whole damn mess, unfortunately unless the other two write their parts down you’ll never read the rest)

Well that’s it for the time. Got to get those transparent sheets into the printer. Will write some shit later tonight.